Amazing amounts of fun available here.
You might well be the sort of person that you get these days that enjoys fun. There's no shame in it; even some famous people and politicians have been spotted having fun recently. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
In fact, in various parts of Arabia there are whole buildings dedicated to having fun! Of course we have nothing like that in the Western world, but what can't be done physically can always be done by computers. And look no further: this website has actually been done by those computers (the proof? Try licking it - it tastes of binary).
So think of this, if you will, as a ghostly and slightly nauseating public space devoted almost in its entirety to fun, the raw materials to make a fun happen in your body and naturally to alleviating the terrible after-effects from having a fun.